Funny thing I found surfing the net..

Posted on May 25th, 2008 by Luke.
Categories: General.

An atheist was walking through the woods when he heard a noise behind him. He turned to see a large bear charging at him and just about to strike. He shouted “OH MY GOD!” and time stopped. The bear froze and the forest fell silent. A voice boomed from the heavens “You deny my existence for all these years and yet expect me to help you now?” The atheist responded “It would be hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but perhaps you could make the bear a Christian?” “Very well” was the response. The forest came to life, the bear kneeled down in front of the man, brought both of his front paws together and prayed “Dear Lord, thank you for this food which I am about to receive”

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Let’s try this again.

Posted on March 8th, 2008 by Luke.
Categories: General.

Once in a while I just go on a deleting spree of all my previous posts, for various reasons. This time it was that they just didn’t sit right with me. It was just all too mopey.

Anywho, just got back from a full-day volleyball tourney, and man was it awesome! It felt like being back in high school, in the days of Tottenville. It was great, and the people were great. We ended up not getting the next round, but we had a lot of fun. Now we know what to expect for next time, since these tournaments happen every month.

Now its time to go soak in some hot water.

:)

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